Below are the 4 most recent journal entries recorded in nominuke's LiveJournal:

Saturday, July 21st, 2001
8:49 pm	I RETURN FROM MY TRIUMPHANT VICTORY TO A PLEASANT GLASS OF ORANGE JUICE AND A DELIGHTFUL BREAKFAST OF WAFFLES BLACK NINJA WAS NO MATCH FOR MY FISTS OF FURY, OR FOR THE SWIRLING HELICOPTER BLADES I HAD KICKED HIM INTO. THE PRESIDENT HAS RETURNED TO WHITEHOUSE, AND THE CITY SEEMS PEACEFUL FOR NOW. "IS MY WORK OVER?" I THINK QUIETLY TO MYSELF. BEFORE REMEMBERING THAT A TRUE NINJA'S WORK IS NEVER OVER. I RETURN TO TRAINING, TO PREPARE FOR THE NEXT CHALLENGE. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Thursday, July 19th, 2001
1:22 am	I WRITE FROM ENEMY "HQ" BLACK NINJA IS ATOP HELICOPTER WAITING FOR BATTLE DESTROYING HIM WILL BE NO EASY FEAT, BUT I HAVE TAKEN A BREAK IN ORDER TO SEND YOU NEWS OF UNDERWATER ANGELS (Comment on this)
12:18 am	THIS JUST IN THE PRESIDENT HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY NINJA WERE THESE THE SAME NINJA WHO DARED ATTACK ME EARLIER? NINJA RELATED CRIMES RAMPANT THESE DAYS SO WHO IS TO TELL I LEAVE MY DOJO WITH NUNCHUKU AND NINJA DAGGER "KYOUKEN" BLOOD OF ENEMY NINJA FALL TO GROUND, AND PRESIDENT WILL BE RESCUED (Comment on this)
12:15 am	TODAY I WAS KIDNAPPED BY NINJA HOWEVER AFTER REGAINING CONSCIOUSNESS (THEY ATTACKED ME WITH NINJA DARTS FROM AFAR THAT CAUSED ME TO FALL ASLEEP) MY FIVE-STYLED ATTACK WAS ENOUGH TO DESTROY THE EVIL NINJA AND RESTORE MY HONOR Current Mood: amused Current Music: Dj Remy - Backstabber (Comment on this)